thegothicalice
earthqirl:

improbablenormality:

when-im-here-im-misha:

honhonjohn:

when-im-here-im-misha:

officialblackhole:earthqirl:


wow look at that van gogh

THAT’S IT
THIS PUN WINS
BEST PUN OF THE YEAR 2013: THIS ONE

NO BE QUIET YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS FOR US FUCKING BRITS WHO PRONOUNCE GOGH LIKE COUGH AND EVERY FUCKING TIME A PUN LIKE THIS COMES UP WE HAVE TO FUCKING TRANSLATE IT INO AMERICAN SPEAK BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE SO HELL BENT ON BEING AMERICAN AND ALTERNATIVEWHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM WOTH PRONOUNCING SHIT THE WAY YOUR OLDER SIBLING DOES HEY? ITS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING ALUMINIUM ALL OVER AGAIN. I CANNOT TAKE THIS SHIT AMERICA. NO MORE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE TEA DRINKING NICE GUY. SHIT IS ON.

are you alright

NO I AM NOT ALRIGHT I HAVE NOT HAD ANY TEA TODAY AND NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

YOU HAVE IT HARD? ? ? THINK ABOUT HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS FOR US DUTCH PEOPLE WHO PRONOUNCE VAN GOGH LIKE VAN GOCHGHCHHGHCH BECAUSE THAT”S HOW IT ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED YOU SHITWITS AND EVERY FUCKING TIME A PUN LIKE THIS COMES UP WE HAVE TO FUCKING PUT UP WITH IT BECAUSE YOU IDIOTS ARE SO HELL BENT ON BUTCHERING A NAME YOU CAN’T FUCKING PRONOUNCE YOU MORONS I AM SO DONE

chill it’s a joke

earthqirl:

improbablenormality:

when-im-here-im-misha:

honhonjohn:

when-im-here-im-misha:

officialblackhole:earthqirl:

wow look at that van gogh

THAT’S IT

THIS PUN WINS

BEST PUN OF THE YEAR 2013: THIS ONE

NO BE QUIET YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS FOR US FUCKING BRITS WHO PRONOUNCE GOGH LIKE COUGH AND EVERY FUCKING TIME A PUN LIKE THIS COMES UP WE HAVE TO FUCKING TRANSLATE IT INO AMERICAN SPEAK BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE SO HELL BENT ON BEING AMERICAN AND ALTERNATIVE
WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM WOTH PRONOUNCING SHIT THE WAY YOUR OLDER SIBLING DOES HEY? ITS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING ALUMINIUM ALL OVER AGAIN. I CANNOT TAKE THIS SHIT AMERICA. NO MORE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE TEA DRINKING NICE GUY. SHIT IS ON.

are you alright

NO I AM NOT ALRIGHT I HAVE NOT HAD ANY TEA TODAY AND NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

YOU HAVE IT HARD? ? ? THINK ABOUT HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS FOR US DUTCH PEOPLE WHO PRONOUNCE VAN GOGH LIKE VAN GOCHGHCHHGHCH BECAUSE THAT”S HOW IT ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED YOU SHITWITS AND EVERY FUCKING TIME A PUN LIKE THIS COMES UP WE HAVE TO FUCKING PUT UP WITH IT BECAUSE YOU IDIOTS ARE SO HELL BENT ON BUTCHERING A NAME YOU CAN’T FUCKING PRONOUNCE YOU MORONS I AM SO DONE

chill it’s a joke

andajoydivisionshirt
starfire828:

cutiespookybooty:

japaneesee:

THIS IS IMPORTANT, PLEASE DON’T FEED THESE TREATS TO YOUR DOGS
My mom bought these recently and they have made both of my dogs really sick. She later saw an article online about duck and sweet potato treats made in China(these fit the description) killing dogs and the FDA is doing nothing about it. Apparently over the last few years 600 young, healthy dogs have died after eating these treats and I don’t want anymore to suffer or be killed so please spread the word and don’t let your dogs have these!

This is VERY important! A lot of these animal treats made in China are killing dogs and cats. It’s not that the FDA isn’t doing anything about it, it’s simply that they don’t know why it’s happening.
They are conducting investigation after investigation, but the ingredients used in the food killing dogs (and 10 cats) is used in many different brands and companies that have been shipped, all from overseas. At this rate, a total recall and knowledge of where it’s coming from has proven very difficult. Just recalling one brand in particular will not solve the problem. Please conduct a thorough search about any brand of treats that have been made in China should you pick them up for your pet before you feed it to them. If all else fails, just buy local.
EDIT: Here is a list of food that has been recalled (so far) with more information 
Please PLEASE be aware that this isn’t only happening to dogs, but some cat treats, too!

This may save lives!!

starfire828:

cutiespookybooty:

japaneesee:

THIS IS IMPORTANT, PLEASE DON’T FEED THESE TREATS TO YOUR DOGS

My mom bought these recently and they have made both of my dogs really sick. She later saw an article online about duck and sweet potato treats made in China(these fit the description) killing dogs and the FDA is doing nothing about it. Apparently over the last few years 600 young, healthy dogs have died after eating these treats and I don’t want anymore to suffer or be killed so please spread the word and don’t let your dogs have these!

This is VERY important! A lot of these animal treats made in China are killing dogs and cats. It’s not that the FDA isn’t doing anything about it, it’s simply that they don’t know why it’s happening.

They are conducting investigation after investigation, but the ingredients used in the food killing dogs (and 10 cats) is used in many different brands and companies that have been shipped, all from overseas. At this rate, a total recall and knowledge of where it’s coming from has proven very difficult. Just recalling one brand in particular will not solve the problem. Please conduct a thorough search about any brand of treats that have been made in China should you pick them up for your pet before you feed it to them. If all else fails, just buy local.

EDIT: Here is a list of food that has been recalled (so far) with more information

Please PLEASE be aware that this isn’t only happening to dogs, but some cat treats, too!

This may save lives!!

psychara

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man.